Sports Illustarted Swimsuit Issue Review

Here is a quick review of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue courtesy os ESPN.com Page 2 with one addition of my own:

• Pages: 229 (including cover).

• Photos of models/cheerleaders/wives/race car drivers: 156.

• Topless photos: 33.

• Breasts hidden by: hands/arms, 20; paint, 6; beads/hair, 3; surfboard, 1; curtain, 1; mud, 1; pillow 1.

• Bottomless photos: 7.

• Privates hidden by: paint, 5; pulled-down shirt, 1; coconut, 1.

• Models with finger suggestively tucked inside bikini bottom strap, as if about to take it off: 11.

• Nipples visible: 8.

• Model photographed with legs, feet wrapped around Will Ferrell's head: 3.

• Will Ferrell biting model's bottom: 1.

• Swimsuit photos of Danica Patrick: 5.

• Topless photos of Danica Patrick: 2 (we think -- it appears she is wearing nothing in the final shot, but she's hidden by a pillow).

• Photos of Danica Patrick in bed: 1.

• Full-page ads with Danica Patrick: 3.

• Total pages devoted to Danica Patrick: 8.

• Articles that are not an interview with Danica Patrick or Will Ferrell promoting a movie, or description of hotel with rooms starting at $500 a night: 0.

And the one and only Milly Figuero